Name: Terri F., aka Evil Temptress of Needlework
Location: Canton, MI
Marital Status: Separated, essentially divorced.
Children: One boy, 7.22.96, two step-daughters, 1.24.80 and 8.13.81
Um. Raised by Poodles? Yes. It’s a family reference. As a sensitive and gullible child, one of my sisters loved to taunt me by telling me I was adopted. It caused me no end of anxiety and trips to my mother for contradiction. As an easily amused adult, my brother once sent me a letter telling me that our father, after tying one on, confessed the truth about the rumors of my adoption. It seemed that I was an abandoned child, taken in by a band of wild poodles living in a public park near our home. One day, while riding on my poodle mother’s back, my soft head hit a low-lying branch and I fell off her back. Soon, I was discovered by my parents, and properly adopted by them. Sometimes I really miss Fifi.