About

Name: Terri M, aka Evil Temptress of Needlework
Location: Canton, MI
Age: Forty-WHAT???
Marital Status: Married, 3.17.90
Children: One boy, 7.22.96, two step-daughters, 1.24.80 and 8.13.81

Um.  Raised by Poodles?  Yes.  It’s a family reference.  As a sensitive and gullible child, one of my sisters loved to taunt me by telling me I was adopted.  It caused me no end of anxiety and trips to my mother for contradiction.  As an easily amused adult, my brother once sent me a letter telling me that our father, after tying one on, confessed the truth about the rumors of my adoption.  It seemed that I was an abandoned child, taken in by a band of wild poodles living in a public park near our home.  One day, while riding on my poodle mother’s back, my soft head hit a low-lying branch and I fell off her back.  Soon, I was discovered by my parents, and properly adopted by them.  Sometimes I really miss Fifi.